Archive for July, 2007

Anna Chakvetadze Beats Everyone

Posted in Chakvetadze, Russian, Tennis, women on July 31, 2007 by accidentalrussophile

Kommersant celebrates Anna Chakvetadze’s second tournament win in as many weeks, placing her as 6th ranked in the world of women’s tennis.

After winning in Cincinnati last week, Russia’s Anna Chakvetadze did the same in Stanford. However, her way to the final was quite difficult. She had to play 3-set matches, and was rather tired by the final. Yet, she defeated India’s Sania Mirza 6-3 6-2, winning her first Stanford classic title on Sunday.

Chakvetadze won the sixth title in her career, which is her fourth title this year. The victory in Stanford made Anna WTA’s sixth-ranked, which is the highest rating point in her career.

For some reason, I get a warm, satisfied feeling deep in my heart every time another Russian woman tennis player wins a tournament these days. Actually, should I even point out that her surname is Georgian?

Hats off to young Anna and wishing her many future victories to come.

Moscow Out of Burial Space Within 7 Years

Posted in Moscow, cemetery on July 30, 2007 by accidentalrussophile


Seems the real estate boom in Moscow has other, unintended consequences. According to a recent article by Svetlana Osadchuk of Moscow Times, The city is running out of burial space in cemeteries.

The April deaths of former President Boris Yeltsin and cellist Mstislav Rostropovich brought a period of national reflection, as well as awareness of a new challenge facing Moscow: where the remains of dignitaries, luminaries and common folk alike should be interred.

While overcrowding is a common complaint among Moscow’s living, the situation is hardly better six feet under: At the current rate, burial space within the city limits could run out within seven years.

The city currently has only 100 hectares of available burial space in its 72 cemeteries and is using 10 to 15 hectares per year for burials, according to data from City Hall’s consumer market and services department.

Last year alone, Moscow registered 127,000 deaths, and Muscovites, proud of their status as natives of the center of the Russian world, may have to begin seeking their final resting place in the suburbs.

With very few possibilities to expand burial space within the city limits, city authorities have already begun spending some 1.5 billion rubles ($59 million) on land for new cemeteries in the Moscow region, said Svetlana Ozkan, a spokeswoman for Ritual, the monopoly owner of Moscow’s cemeteries.

And space is tight no matter how famous you are.

Yeltsin and Rostropovich were buried in the historic Novodevichye Cemetery, the resting place of the country’s most famous writers, poets, politicians and public figures and considered the premier cemetery in the capital.

“Rostropovich’s grave was probably the last one in Novodevichye Cemetery,” said Vladimir Kozhin, the head of the Presidential Property Department.

The article goes on to note the many famous dead that are buried in Moscow’s most famous cemeteries, such as Novodevichye or Vostryakovskoye. Prior to 1991, noteworthy people were actually buried in Red Square next to the Kremlin walls.

Part of the problem is that … by law, the city must provide a burial space to all citizens for free. However, currently such requests are filled by burial in cemeteries outside the Moscow city limits.

People who insist on burying a loved one in Moscow need to contact the administration of the desired cemetery directly to discuss the possibility of obtaining a plot.

“Nobody will offer you a plot for free in Moscow unless you bury a very important or famous person or if you already have a family place in the cemetery,” said a woman who answered the telephone at Ritual’s information center.

A handpicked spot at a less prestigious cemetery — such as the Mitinskoye cemetery, northwest of Moscow — could cost around 50,000 rubles ($2,000), while a spot at the Miusskoye cemetery in northeast Moscow could go for around 560,000 rubles ($22,000), she said.


Such prices have lead to resale of plots, both used and new, in the most famous locations. Supply and demand, after all. The story reports:

One woman who posted her phone number on the Internet under the name Natalya said she was ready to sell a plot at the Vostryakovskoye cemetery for $45,000.

At the same time, there is no information about ownership for 20 percent of all graves in the country, according to a State Duma report released in March. There have been reports that the ambiguous ownership of gravesites has led to abuse from cemetery employees who try to resell the spaces.

A Channel One television documentary broadcast in June 2006 featured a man in the Leningrad region town of Gatchina who said he visited his wife’s grave in a local cemetery only to find a new grave with a different headstone embossed with a name that was not his deceased wife’s.

Obviously, all of this cost and trouble has led the more pragmatic to select cremation when they shuffle off this mortal coil. Approximately 50% of Muscovichi do just that, even though only 7 to 8 percent of all Russians select cremation. The Russian Orthodox Church generally discourages cremation as a heathen practice. Despite that, due to a limited number of crematoriums in Russia, demand is quite high. The Nikolo-Arkhangelsky crematorium is the largest crematorium in Russia (and all of Europe) claims to cremate 100 to 120 bodies each day. With this demand, even the cost of cremation is scheduled for a price increase from approximately 2,500 rubles ($100 or so) to 3,800 rubles on Wednesday.

Kolchak’s Rehabilitation – Coming to Terms with the Russian Civil War

Posted in Civil War, Kolchak, Russia on July 30, 2007 by accidentalrussophile


Interesting opinion piece by Mark Teeter for the Moscow Times, regarding Admiral Alexander Kolchak. Teeter draws a comparison between the U.S. and Russian civil wars, and how each country has resolved their post-civil war legacy. In his examination, he draws the conclusion that the time is ripe for setting the record straight regarding heroes who fought for both the Red Army and the White Army. He hopes that Admiral Kolchak would be a worthy candidate for respect, much as General Robert E. Lee is respected by both North and South in the United States.

A new forthcoming film about Kolchak certainly couldn’t hurt at swaying the masses.

By accident or design, Americans have allowed a “dual narrative” of their Civil War to develop by tacitly acknowledging certain nonconflicting claims. The North was right: Preservation of the Union was essential and its citizens should not own one another; yet honorable people could and did believe in the principle of states’ rights and could serve the Southern cause with real nobility. This two-track heritage may not have been the shortest route toward overcoming the war’s divisions: “Birth of a Nation” provoked race riots in 1915, and “Gone with the Wind” encourages stereotypes to this day. That said, the salient fact remains — Americans have come to terms, at length, with what will always be a divided legacy.

The history of the Russian Civil War was told along lines that could neither intersect nor coexist. Red narrators spent decades omitting, altering or justifying the mass terror applied toward an “inevitable” victory and recasting their side’s roster to fit Party rolls later decimated by mass repressions — sic transit gloria — when the bad guys win.

The Whites, of course, told a different story — or rather, many different stories, reflecting the diversity that was the signal weakness of the anti-Bolshevik movement. The White version could only be relayed in discrete sections, and only outside the Russian heartland, whose borders were zealously guarded for 70 years against “bourgeois falsifiers of history.”

In the new world of post-Soviet historiography, however, all this can change. If President Vladimir Putin is serious about his recent claims that young Russians should take pride in their country’s modern history, he should encourage the study of historical figures worth being proud of — from all parts of the spectrum. One such figure is Admiral Alexander Kolchak, an accomplished polar researcher, decorated hero of two foreign wars and an outstanding military mind. He was also a martyred supreme commander of the White cause.

Kolchak would seem an excellent fit for Putin’s “new approach” to Russian history, with its emphasis on patriotism and strong-willed leadership and its rejection of Soviet-style ideology for something called “sovereign democracy.” But there is a catch. To praise Kolchak is to unbury him, and reviving such an implacable foe of Soviet power remains problematic. The Red victory led directly to the establishment of the U.S.S.R. –whose collapse, Putin maintains, was the “greatest geopolitical catastrophe” of the century. Someone who worked against the Soviet triumph was, by inference, a bad guy. Except that Kolchak wasn’t: Whatever his mistakes as commander in Siberia, he was and remains a Russian national hero. Thus, while his formal rehabilitation has now failed twice, public monuments to him have been erected in St. Petersburg and Irkutsk. Is this schizophrenia, stalemate or both?

Americans can’t tell Russians or anyone else how to come to terms with their own history. Still, there is an implied principle worth considering within the imperfect American experience: Civil wars can have parallel stories involving valor and nobility on both sides. When the major new movie “Admiral Kolchak” opens across Russia soon — with or without screenplay revisions by the Kremlin — perhaps the admiral will take a step toward the rehabilitation never needed by Robert E. Lee.

Teremok, Redux

Posted in Teremok, cartoon, mat on July 28, 2007 by accidentalrussophile

Cartoon of the children’s tale, Teremok … with new words. Not to be watched with children in the room.

Katja almost pee’d her pants laughing at this; half-shocked and half-hysterical.

Spiegel Interview with Alexander Solzhenitsyn, or The Horror of the Nobel Prize Unbound

Posted in Gorbachev, Putin, Solzhenitsyn, Spiegel, Yeltsin on July 24, 2007 by accidentalrussophile

Spiegel Magazine recently conducted an interview with the 88-year old Alexander Solzhenitsyn on a large number of Russian topics, including Soviet History, the Putin Years, and smaller, less serious topics like life and death. Solzhenitsyn has a new book coming out this fall My American Years. Even at 88, Solzhenitsyn continues to write and provided a sharp interview.

When questioned about Putin’s KGB past (Solzhenitsyn having been prosecuted by the KGB):

Vladimir Putin — yes, he was an officer of the intelligence services, but he was not a KGB investigator, nor was he the head of a camp in the gulag. As for service in foreign intelligence, that is not a negative in any country — sometimes it even draws praise. George Bush Sr. was not much criticized for being the ex-head of the CIA, for example.

On Soviet history and Russian remorse (or lack there of):

If we could all take a sober look at our history, then we would no longer see this nostalgic attitude to the Soviet past that predominates now among the less affected part of our society. Nor would the Eastern European countries and former USSR republics feel the need to see in historical Russia the source of their misfortunes. One should not ascribe the evil deeds of individual leaders or political regimes to an innate fault of the Russian people and their country. One should not attribute this to the “sick psychology” of the Russians, as is often done in the West. All these regimes in Russia could only survive by imposing a bloody terror. We should clearly understand that only the voluntary and conscientious acceptance by a people of its guilt can ensure the healing of a nation. Unremitting reproaches from outside, on the other hand, are counterproductive.

On the October Revolution:

Only an extraordinary person can turn opportunity into reality. Lenin and Trotsky were exceptionally nimble and vigorous politicians who managed in a short period of time to use the weakness of Kerensky’s government. But allow me to correct you: the “October Revolution” is a myth generated by the winners, the Bolsheviks, and swallowed whole by progressive circles in the West. On Oct. 25, 1917, a violent 24-hour coup d’etat took place in Petrograd. It was brilliantly and thoroughly planned by Leon Trotsky — Lenin was still in hiding then to avoid being brought to justice for treason. What we call “the Russian Revolution of 1917″ was actually the February Revolution.

On Russia learning the lessons of two revolutions and their consequences:

It seems they are starting to. A great number of publications and movies on the history of the 20th century — albeit of uneven quality — are evidence of a growing demand. Quite recently, the state-owned TV channel “Russia” aired a series based on Varlam Shalamov’s works, showing the terrible, cruel truth about Stalin’s camps. It was not watered down.

On Gorbachev, Yeltsin, and Putin:

Gorbachev’s administration was amazingly politically naïve, inexperienced and irresponsible towards the country. It was not governance but a thoughtless renunciation of power. The admiration of the West in return only strengthened his conviction that his approach was right. But let us be clear that it was Gorbachev, and not Yeltsin, as is now widely being claimed, who first gave freedom of speech and movement to the citizens of our country.

Yeltsin’s period was characterized by a no less irresponsible attitude to people’s lives, but in other ways. In his haste to have private rather than state ownership as quickly as possible, Yeltsin started a mass, multi-billion-dollar fire sale of the national patrimony. Wanting to gain the support of regional leaders, Yeltsin called directly for separatism and passed laws that encouraged and empowered the collapse of the Russian state. This, of course, deprived Russia of its historical role for which it had worked so hard, and lowered its standing in the international community. All this met with even more hearty Western applause.

Putin inherited a ransacked and bewildered country, with a poor and demoralized people. And he started to do what was possible — a slow and gradual restoration. These efforts were not noticed, nor appreciated, immediately. In any case, one is hard pressed to find examples in history when steps by one country to restore its strength were met favorably by other governments.

On self-government and democracy in Russia:

I have always insisted on the need for local self-government for Russia, but I never opposed this model to Western democracy. On the contrary, I have tried to convince my fellow citizens by citing the examples of highly effective local self-government systems in Switzerland and New England, both of which I saw first-hand.

In your question you confuse local self-government, which is possible on the most grassroots level only, when people know their elected officials personally, with the dominance of a few dozen regional governors, who during Yeltsin’s period were only too happy to join the federal government in suppressing any local self-government initiatives.

Today I continue to be extremely worried by the slow and inefficient development of local self-government. But it has finally started to take place.

On the image of the West in Russia:

When I returned to Russia in 1994, the Western world and its states were practically being worshipped. Admittedly, this was caused not so much by real knowledge or a conscious choice, but by the natural disgust with the Bolshevik regime and its anti-Western propaganda.

This mood started changing with the cruel NATO bombings of Serbia. It’s fair to say that all layers of Russian society were deeply and indelibly shocked by those bombings. The situation then became worse when NATO started to spread its influence and draw the ex-Soviet republics into its structure. This was especially painful in the case of Ukraine, a country whose closeness to Russia is defined by literally millions of family ties among our peoples, relatives living on different sides of the national border. At one fell stroke, these families could be torn apart by a new dividing line, the border of a military bloc.

So, the perception of the West as mostly a “knight of democracy” has been replaced with the disappointed belief that pragmatism, often cynical and selfish, lies at the core of Western policies. For many Russians it was a grave disillusion, a crushing of ideals.

Colorful Apartments of Ramenskoye, Or The Horror of Colors Unbound

Posted in Ramenskoye, apartments, color, paint on July 23, 2007 by accidentalrussophile


Browsing the zhezhe this weekend, I came upon these photographs posted by Sturman – of an apartment block in Ramenskoye in Moscow Oblast. I couldn’t resist posting them, I just wish I had more of the backstory regarding how they came to be painted so brightly. Rather like living in a lollipop, and is definitely a colorful solution to the typical drab Soviet era apartment buildings.

Of course, it is yet another example of the devilish VVP’s plot for world domination through monopolization of the world’s paint markets. MOooo Hahahaha!











More images of Ramenskoye can be found here.

The Horror of Darth Vader Unbound

Posted in Darth Vader, Horror, Russia, Unbound on July 22, 2007 by accidentalrussophile


Anywhere else in the world, this would be just silly or amusing. We might also be concerned that the moped rider is a real geek.

But because it is in Russia, it is ominous and scary. Dum dum dum, dum deedum, dum deedum!

Is there nothing that the regime of Vladimir Putin won’t attempt in his evil quest for world domination?

Pile-Driving in the White City (Белый город)

Posted in Moscow, White City, construction, Белый город on July 21, 2007 by accidentalrussophile


A few months ago, construction for a multi-story underground parking garage in the Hohlovskoy Square area (between the Pokrovskoi and Pokrovskim Boulevard) of Moscow uncovered something quite unexpected.

The former foundations for the White Walls (Белой стены) of the White City (Белый город) region of Moscow.

Steel piles had already been driven through parts of the former wall foundations, as seen in these photos. Construction has since been stopped and reportedly a team of archaeologists are now working on the site.


How
none of this was discovered prior to construction is a mystery (to me, anyway) – it’s very typical to perform deep soil borings and possibly test pits prior to construction as part of the foundation design.

The walls of the White City were part of a ring of defenses on the left bank of the Moskva River protecting the City of Moscow. Besides the inner fortress of the Kremlin, these defenses were comprised of Kitay-gorod (Китай-город), the White City (Белый город) and the outer Earthen City (Земляной город).

The White Walls were constructed from 1585 to 1593 as part of overall defensive improvements to the city, and when completed were approximately 10 kilometers long and up to 4.5 meters thick, with 27 guard towers and 10 gate towers all built from white stone. The walls and towers were designed by the Russian architect Fyodor Saveli’evich Kon’ (Фёдор Савельевич Конь) who later went on to design and build the fortifications at Smolensk.

In addition to the great White Walls, the defensive preparations included a moat, filled with water from the nearby river, and an underground water pipe which passed under the walls for a city water supply. When completed it was widely considered one of the supreme fortifications in all of Europe.

At the end of the 18th Century the white stone walls were dismantled and replaced by the linden and poplar tree-lined Bulvarnoe Koltso (Boulevard Ring). All that remains of the great White Walls are the names of some former gate towers which have been given to Moscow squares: Nikitskiye, Sretenskiye, Myasnitskiye, Pokrovskiye and Yauzskiye.

Photographs, paintings, and additional information for this article were obtained from дядя Коля.

A radio interview with archaeologist Aleksander Veksler, chief archaeologist of Moscow, regarding this site and other archaeological and historic preservation efforts is here.

A map outlining the city of Moscow, circa 1695 is below. The White City is the semi-circular area shown on the northern side of the river.

Behold, the Face of the Russian Liberal

Posted in Liberal, Poll, Putin, Russia on July 17, 2007 by accidentalrussophile


You know how many foreigners say they like Americans, but they just don’t like our President? And they can’t understand why we keep electing him? I’ve tried endlessly to explain that Bush represents many policies that Americans agree with, and Bush is pretty moderate compared to many Americans.

Well, ditto that with Putin and Russia.

Oleg Shchedrov of Reuters (linked here via Washington Post) cites a latest opinion poll, conducted by VTsIOM for Renaissance Capital. The poll indicated that:

  • 81% of those polled believed Russia was creating a strong global role;

  • 90% approved increasing government involvement in the Russian economy;
  • 66% of respondents agreed that Russians lived better now than in the Soviet Union in 1991;
  • 72% said Russia was moving in the right direction.

Assuming Putin steps down as pledged next March, 52% said they would “definitely” or “probably” vote for a candidate of his choice.

Renaissance Capital said, regarding the poll results:

“Given the significant popular pressure, it is impressive that the government under President Putin has been as hands-off as it has been with the economy. Similarly, Putin’s more aggressive foreign policy stance, while undermining relations in the West, has proved popular at home. The case can be made that Putin is a liberal relative to the median Russian voter.”

Polonium 210 Coffee Mugs

Posted in Coffee, Mug, Polonium, Russia, Tea on July 17, 2007 by accidentalrussophile

I just couldn’t resist the hype.

Two versions of a Polonium 210 coffee mug are available for your hot tea, coffee, or cocoa. Heck, I suppose you could even drink milk from it. Yours for the low, low cost of $10.99 (plus shipping and handling).

From ‘1 Real Russia’ (via CafePress):






















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